“The Great Immigrant Panic: A Profit-Driven Production”
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the GOP’s latest blockbuster: “The Great Immigrant Panic!” A heart-pounding tale of fear, loathing, and—of course—profits for the Elite Illuminati. While you’re busy clutching your pearls about an alleged “invasion” of immigrants, the masterminds behind the curtain are raking in billions from private prisons and detention centers. Because in the world of Economic Control Theory (E-C-T), fear isn’t just an emotion—it’s a business model.
Act 1: The Boogeyman Build-Up
It starts with the familiar refrain: “They’re taking your jobs!” “They’re bringing crime!” “They’re an existential threat to our way of life!” Cue the ominous music and grainy border footage. What the politicians don’t mention is the real “threat” immigrants pose: they disrupt the carefully curated narrative that keeps profits flowing to the top.
By stoking fear, the Elite-Illuminati ensure the public demands more border walls, detention centers, and deportation operations—all conveniently managed by their billionaire friends in the private prison industry.
Act 2: The Profit Pipeline
Once the panic is sufficiently whipped up, the real moneymaking begins. Private detention centers pop up faster than fast-food franchises, and every undocumented immigrant becomes a walking dollar sign. Each detainee represents government contracts worth thousands per day, paid for by—you guessed it—the hardworking middle class.
Meanwhile, corporations profit off detainee labor, paying pennies for work that would cost dollars in the real world. Who needs fair wages when you’ve got a captive workforce?
Act 3: The Distraction Strategy
While the public is busy debating caravans and border security, no one’s paying attention to stagnant wages, disappearing benefits, or the fact that billionaires are paying a lower tax rate than their secretaries. It’s a classic E-C-T move: distract the masses with fear while consolidating wealth and power at the top.
And when someone points out the grift? Just shout “open borders!” or “national security!” and watch the outrage shift away from corporate greed and back to the immigrant scapegoat.
The Grand Finale
At the end of the day, the immigrant fear-mongering isn’t about protecting jobs, security, or “American values.” It’s about protecting profits. The Elite-Illuminati don’t care about borders—they care about the bottom line. And nothing pads it quite like turning fear into a lucrative, taxpayer-funded industry.
So the next time you hear a politician screaming about immigrants, remember: it’s not about you, your family, or your safety. It’s about keeping the cash rolling in for the few while the rest of us foot the bill. Bravo, E-C-T. Bravo.