FRIDAY NIGHT HOLLER REPORT - HOOPS EDITION!
Yo, yo, yo! Whatâs crackalackinâ, my people? Yâall better sit back, sip on some gin and juice, and let ya boy Snoop tell you about them Wise Central Lady Warriors! These girls rolled into Richmondâs Siegel Center and left holdinâ that VHSL Class 2 State Championship like it was a platinum record.
Foâ shizzle my nizzle, the Lady Warriors put on a show so smooth, they had folks askinâ, âIs this a game or a concert?â âCause they straight-up hit the floor droppinâ beats and buckets like certified Gâs. Yâall know what Iâm talkinâ âbout!
Emmah âThe Showstopperâ McAmis - The GOAT, The Real MVP
Ayo, lemme tell ya somethinâ â Emmah McAmis was out there droppinâ points like mixtape tracks â hittinâ jumpers smoother than Snoop on a Sunday morninâ. My girl went for 26 points, 11 boards, 4 dimes, and a swipe like it was nothinâ.
And check this out â 3,041 career points?! Daaaaang! Thatâs legend status right there! âShe donât just shoot the ball⌠she MAKE IT SING!â
And when it was time to ice the game? Emmah stepped up to the line with 2:30 left and hit them free throws so cold, the scoreboard started fogginâ up. Thatâs ice in the veins, baby!
Abbie âThe Enforcerâ Jordan - Doinâ Work
And my girl Abbie Jordan? Man, she was out there runninâ things like Suge Knight in his prime â lockinâ down her opponents, droppinâ 17 points and pullinâ down 7 boards like a boss.
She didnât just show up â she showed out â droppinâ 7 points in the first 2 minutes like, âI got this!â Then she walked back down the court like, âYâall better recognize!â
Squad Goals - The Whole Crew Brought That Heat
But hold up â this wasnât no one-woman show, nah nah. The whole Lady Warriors crew was droppinâ dimes and crashinâ boards like they was runninâ a full-court hustle. Check it out:
Aubrey Moore with 10 points, 7 boards â straight beastinâ in the paint.
Kaelyn Dales droppinâ 9 points and 6 boards like she was born to ball.
Gracie Tompkins went 8 points, 9 boards â a straight-up problem on both ends of the floor.
Man, this squad was servinâ buckets like they was runninâ a food truck! âYou get a shot! YOU get a shot! Everybody gets a shot!â
Coach Robin Dotson - The Big Homie with the Game Plan
Now, you already know Coach Dotson is that dude! My man said he wasnât even nervous before the game â 'cause he knew his girls were built for this moment. Thatâs what you call big dog energy, ya feel me?
And check this â my guyâs sittinâ on 770 career wins with nine state titles. Nine rings, homie! Thatâs Tom Brady status right there!
The Legacy Lives On
Now let me hit you with some real talk â when Emmah McAmis and Abbie Jordan walked off that court for the last time, it wasnât just a moment⌠it was a straight-up mic drop.
âLegendaryâ donât even do it justice. These ladies put Wise Central on their back and said, âDonât trip, we got this.â
Now theyâre goinâ out like true ballers â on top, with that chip in their hands, and the whole town reppinâ âem like they royalty.
Snoopâs Final Word 
Yo, big shoutout to the Wise Central Lady Warriors â holdinâ it down for Wise County like true queens of the court! Yâall balled out, kept it gangsta, and did it with style.
âIt ainât no fun if the Lady Warriors canât get none!â
Foâ shizzle, Wise Central! Keep grindinâ, keep shininâ, and keep stackinâ them trophies!
Drop the confetti⌠THE CHAMPS ARE HERE!