**🎯 FRIDAY NIGHT HOLLER REPORT - CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION! - Special Guest Reporter: Snoop Dogg 'himself' **

Wythe County, Virginia
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:bullseye: FRIDAY NIGHT HOLLER REPORT - CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION! :bullseye:

Yo, yo, yo! What’s crackin’, my people? Y’all know I had to slide through and give a shout-out to them George Wythe Maroons for doin’ it BIG and bringin’ home that VHSL Class 1 Girls State Championship, baby! Fo’ shizzle my nizzle, these ladies had Richmond rockin’ like a Death Row Records reunion tour — and they straight-up owned the Siegel Center stage. :flexed_biceps::trophy:

:fire: From Wytheville to the Winner’s Circle! :fire:

Ayo, check it — them Maroons pulled up to Richmond and said, “This game’s ours!” Coach Doug Campbell walked into that locker room, looked his squad in the eye and knew they was ready to roll like a Cadillac on gold spokes. No nerves, no jitters — just straight-up confidence. That’s some OG energy right there! :100:

Coach Campbell said it best: “I knew we was gonna come out and play.” And ohhhh did they PLAY, homie!

:collision: Makaylan “The Sniper” Luttrell - Cold as Ice

My girl Makaylan Luttrell was droppin’ treys like she was shootin’ dice in Vegas! She lit up the court with 13 points, splashin’ 4-of-6 from downtown. Every time Buffalo Gap tried to close in, Makaylan hit ‘em with a three like, “Hold up, playa, y’all ain’t catchin’ us today!” :bullseye::collision:

:fire: Alana “The Hustler” Malavolti - Defense Wins Championships!

And lemme tell ya, Alana Malavolti was out there pickin’ pockets like a smooth criminal, rackin’ up 4 steals and droppin’ 13 points in the process. My girl was playin’ that D like, “Nah nah, not today!”

She kept that focus too — Coach Campbell’s “Next Play” mindset kept her cool. Turnover? No sweat — she just flipped the switch and went right back to hustlin’. “Next play, baby!” That’s how you do it when you’re built for greatness.

:flexed_biceps: Crunch Time - Ice in Their Veins

Yo, with Buffalo Gap tryin’ to sneak back in like uninvited guests at a party, them Maroons stayed chill, held that clock down like a boss, and handled business at the free-throw line. Pressure? Nah, pressure is tryin’ to sip gin and juice with a bendy straw — these girls were smooth under fire!

:police_car_light: Championship Swagger :police_car_light:

Coach Doug Campbell knew what time it was — he said if they could push the game to the third and fourth quarter, they’d gas Buffalo Gap out. And boom! That’s exactly what happened. My man called it like a DJ droppin’ beats!

:basketball: The Maroons Got That Range!

Check this — George Wythe hit 8 threes from deep, with Luttrell, Malavolti, and Caroline Harris rainin’ ‘em down like it was a Cali beach party. Straight buckets!

Buffalo Gap tried to step up, but the Maroons said, “Y’all better recognize!” :speaking_head:

:speech_balloon: Snoop’s Final Word

Yo, big shoutout to my girls from George Wythe for showin’ up, showin’ out, and makin’ history. Ain’t no drought no more — y’all brought home that gold like a true dynasty!

“It ain’t no fun if the Maroons can’t get none!”

Fo’ shizzle, y’all — y’all balled out like true champions. Y’all reppin’ Wytheville strong, and I see y’all! Keep grindin’, keep shinin’, and keep stackin’ them trophies!

Maroons 4 Life, baby! :gem_stone::fire::basketball: